Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
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Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
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Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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