There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
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Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
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How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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