the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
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I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
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He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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