Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
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So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
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People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
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