His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
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Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
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Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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