Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
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there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
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I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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