everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
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her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
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And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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