Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
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Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
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Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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