you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
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I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
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Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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