you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
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He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
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the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
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