Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
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So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
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I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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