Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
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I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
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Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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