And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
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Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
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And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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