I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
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Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
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Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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