is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
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Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
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So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
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