I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
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pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
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Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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