She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
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watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
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At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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