Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
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and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
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Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
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