The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
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So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
That accounts for only three of the penises
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
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I have fence marks all over my body
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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