sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
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So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
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her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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