guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
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I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
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I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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