Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
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did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
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Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
All the doctor said was why
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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