their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
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You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
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Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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