dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
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woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
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When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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