i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
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You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
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Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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