On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
we have officially lost it.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
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so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
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So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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