We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
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You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
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I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
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Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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