Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
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My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
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Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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