The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
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She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
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Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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