It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
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Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
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if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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