Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
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woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
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I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
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It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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