Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
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You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
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You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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