Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
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What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
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Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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