On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
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Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
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The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
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