do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
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She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
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And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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