We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
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I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
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This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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