Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
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Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
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My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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