You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
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im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
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She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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