I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
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he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
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I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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