Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
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K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
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I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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