yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
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it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
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Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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