sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
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Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
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Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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