i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
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I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
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Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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