fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
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