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I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
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I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
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Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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