my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
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How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
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You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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