HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
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grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
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I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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