I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
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I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
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i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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