we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
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You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
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YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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