Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
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is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Boobs speak an international language.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
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Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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